Friday, October 28, 2011

Scarier than a ghost!

There may be something right behind you, right now, slowly draining the life out of you!  Argghhh!!!  No seriously, I'm not kidding you at all.  It is with your kids and spouse too.  Have you figured it out yet?

Let me help dispel the spookiness- the thing that is sucking the life out of you is not a vampire, but a vertebral subluxation! And it really does rob your body of life.

There is a Medical Doctor in the University of Colorado named Dr. Chung Su (did I spell that right?) and he figured out that if a bone in your spine isn't moving properly, it can cut off up to HALF of the information flowing through it!  That, my friends, is bad.  How long could you last only breathing in halfway?  How long can your organs be robbed of that life before you finally feel a symptom?  How long, for example, can your stomach get improper information before you start having indigestion?  Drugs aren't the answer my friends...

The solution isn't more garlic (though I love Italian food) or a big cross (though my faith is strong), or a silver bullet (the NRA doesn't bug me).  The answer lies in the CHIROPRACTIC ADJUSTMENT!

So don't let your spine get on your nerves.  Come in for your adjustment and get your life back!  :)

Call our office for an appointment!!  623-512-4040 www.drkoch.com

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

$355 MILLION Dollars!


"Dr. Evil"

Man, can you believe the hype?  Yesterday, the MegaMillions lottery was at $355 MILLION dollars! I can't even say that number without conjuring up an image of Dr. Evil.   "One MILLION dollars"!  I'm still chuckling.

The media hype surrounding this dream-inspiring jackpot is phenomenal.  People were lining up around the block to change their paychecks into lottery tickets and their lottery tickets into a brand-new life.

But why?  Sure, we hear the reasons.  Get out of debt.  Go on vacation.  Buy a new car.   Take their favorite chiropractor out to lunch.  I'm chuckling again....(but I like Babbo. Just sayin')

Presto-Change-O...New Life!
The desire for the quick fix is huge.  We are taught this at an early, happy meal age.  If we wait in line at the sandwich shop for more than a minute, we start getting fidgety!  Stuck on the tarmac at Sky Harbor?  Griping about it?  Hey, you are on a tube, about to fly through the sky!  Helloooo!  Its a miracle- relax a bit and be thankful that you're not taking the covered wagon to see grandma back East.

Thanks for your patience with my tirade.  My point is this: You have one body.  You, ultimately, are responsible for it.  Your choices of food, exercise habits, vitamins, even the doctors you choose to go to all are your choices that will impact your life.  (Ask your doctor- did you graduate last in your class?  Just a thought.  Somebody had to be last in their class!)

So we strongly urge you to make great choices.  Not good choices.  This is YOU we're talking about.  Take care of the shell that God gave you.  We have a litany of new technologies that are available to YOU to improve your health.  An amazing, full-body detoxification system is available next week.  Erchonia cold laser is unparalleled in what it can accomplish (when used right!).  Proper supplementation, Power Plate Vibration Therapy strengthening, and MUCHO MORE!!

If you are going to make 2011 a new year, a new catalyst for a healthy change, then call our office and get your first full-body detoxification at no-charge.  This one is on me.  Tell Shannon or Diane that I said so. 

Rockin' a healthy body in 2011! ~~

Dr. Koch

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Patient Appreciation Days! This Wednesday & Thursday!


 

This is it! The final few days before the big party!

This Wednesday, November 17th is the day for all of our patients to come in for their free adjustments!  We'll have lots of food, raffles for $100's of dollars worth of great stuff, and lots of people who will be smiling- just like YOU!

Then, this Thursday, November 18th is for all of your friends, family, and co-workers for their FREE FIRST VISIT!  We will be giving away consultations, exams, and digital X-rays!  

WHY??

Because since 1996, you have helped us become the #1 source for Chiropractic and natural healing in the Northwest Valley!  Thank you so much- we appreciate you all so much, and this is YOUR party!

Call us today to ensure that your spot is saved.  There are only so many spots available in a day, and trust me, we are getting packed!  There are a few spots open, so call now.  I wouldn't wait.  I've seen the appointment book, and it looks like its going to be a fun day!!

Please, remember to bring in 3-5 non-perishable food items that we will in turn be donating to Phoenix Rescue Mission.  Thanks for caring for the less fortunate this season.

We'll see you this week!!  623-512-4040

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Patient Appreciation Days! (November 17th & 18th)

Get Ready For The Party! 
We are celebrating another year in practice! Since 1997 you have helped us bring natural health to you, your family, your friends, & your co-workers!

On Wednesday, November 17th & Thursday, November 18th, we will be giving away TONS of care!  All adjustments will be at no charge to you!  Here is what it involves:

Wednesday 11/17:  Free Care for Existing Patients!
  • Lots of food (catered by Santisi Brothers!)
  • Lots of raffles (Supplements, gift certificates, Massages, Exercise balls, & more)
  • The Grand Prize, a $100 gift certificate to Flemings Prime Steakhouse!

If you like a really good quality steak, then Fleming's is IT!  I rarely eat red meat, but when I do, I want it to be great.  Fleming's is the best!

Thursday, 11/18: Free First Visit for New Patients!
  • All NEW patients (such as family & friends you invite) will receive consultation, exam, and X-ray at no cost to them to see if chiropractic care can benefit them as well!!
  • Free scoliosis screening for children 14 and under at no cost.
What's the catch? 
Canned Food is the only thing we are asking for.  Please bring in 3-5 cans of non-perishable food items.  At the end of the event, I'll bring them all downtown to the Phoenix Rescue Mission where you will have fed the less-fortunate folks down there.  This is a tough time for them, and your donation is very important.  Thanks!

On these days Dr. Diane and I remember that if wasn't for you and the results you have received, and the good things you say about us, we wouldn't be as successful as we are in helping people in our community.

Call and schedule your appointment for yourself and friends at 623-512-4040.  Don't delay- there's only so much time in a day, so appointments are limited!  And seriously, the open slots are going to fill up quickly.  It is going to be an awesome day!

Tell your friends and family to save the dates & come on down to enjoy the fun!

Dr. Chris Koch and Dr. Diane Koch  www.DrKoch.com

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Got Anxiety or Depression? Try This!


When you feel anxious or depressed, quite often the LAST thing you want to do is exercise, but that may just be the thing that you are missing!

Exercise helps prevent and improve many health conditions, including diabetes, arthritis, and high blood pressure.

So just HOW does exercise help depression? 
  • It increases your body temperature, which has a calming effect.
  • Releases Endorphins and Neurotransmitters that are like 'Feel Good' chemicals!
  • Changes the way you view your life.  When you get in to a different routine, frequently your ideas change and the way you process information changes.  This can result in a lot of clarity for you!
What SHOULD I do for exercise?

Well, thats up to you!  We recommend 20-30 minutes of elevated heart rate for 3-5 days per week.  Walking, hiking, riding a bike, taking the stairs instead of the elevator are some basic ideas.  You don't need to be a pro, just get out there and start with something basic.  You don't want to over-do it to quickly.  Feel free to ask Dr. Diane or myself more specific questions regarding your particular situation.


So, get out there and move that body! Go make it a great day!